“A long time ago…”
My brother sent me a link to this website, whose authors insist that Star Wars is really a tool of Satan to lead people away from the true light. The site is, according to the authors, a joke — something on par with The Onion, but it’s worth visiting just to see the staged protests during the opening of Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Truly, some people have NO life.
On a similar note, for those of you who didn’t see “Triumph the Insult Dog vs. Star Wars”, you’re missing a superb treat! Triumph mercilessly rips on uber-geeks who live and breathe the Lucas saga — but they stand defiant of his witt and humor, clinging tenaciously to their first love. Worth every minute.