Things you need to know about Chuck Norris
- Chuck norris counted to infinity… twice.
- Chuck Norris can touch McHammer.
- According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
- Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac… and got one.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- When Chuck Norris does push ups he dosen’t go up, he pushes the earth down.
-Chuck Norris lost his keys, then he tortured himself for an hour until he gave up the exact location of the keys.
-1.6 Billion Chinese are angry with Chuck Norris . . . sounds like a fair fight.
-Chuch Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.
Hey Nick, thought I would add a few to the list. How have you been? It’s been, what, like 2 or 3 years since I’ve seen you. I have been doing well. The Navy keeps me busy as usual, though I have been able to visit some cool places like Hawaii and Hong Kong, not to mention some of the ports here in the US. I hope you’re doing well. Let me know what you’ve been up to, I’d love to hear from you.
Blessings,
Drew
Why did it put my name once with my last name and once without it? Why did it put my name twice? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop? The world may never know.
Drew
The original is http://4q.cc/
It includes facts about Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and MR. T!!!
A few of my favorites…
When Vin Diesel approaches zero, zero runs like a little @$%*#. (self-edited)
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”
Vin Diesel once challenged world record holder Kobayashi to a 12 minute hot dog eating contest. Results: Kobayashi ate 58 complete hot dogs and buns. Diesel ate 112 complete hot dogs and buns and one Kobayashi.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase “Pardon my French” after picking up a French man and using him like a bat to club people.
Vin Diesel invented the spanish language because he liked the word “pantalones” and needed a language to use it in context.
Vin Diesel plays Minesweeper with real mines.
Careful, however, there are some pretty raunchy facts included in the site…