Tyranny comes in small packages
Because it is not enough that your children are going to grow up in a world where government is messianic, you can now help them understand their new subjugation with the aid of the Playmobil Security Checkpoint! I for one welcome our new plastic overlords. Thanks to this blogger for the enlightenment.
They’d *better* not let that scarf-wearing yuppie through! Who knows what threat he might pose to national security.
His haircut seems to be the biggest threat. It could literally reverse our entire culture by decades.